Greek Season 3 Quotes
Our Mardi Gras party is next week which means Ma and Pa Poopy-pants are going to be pooping on our party.
Cappie
Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.
Casey: Katherine has really smart advice. She's already gotten into Yale law and she knows what the admissions committees are looking for.
Ashleigh: But does she know you? Cause I gotta tell you, when I think of Casey Cartwright, I'm not reminded of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Cappie: Common, tell me the truth. You're going to miss all this, aren't you?
Hilgendorf: Yeah, yeah I'll miss it, but it's never the same after you leave. The truth is you can't go back. So enjoy it while you can.
Random Girl: (Reading conversation heart) Lick my --- Oh my God! Perv...
Rusty: Hmmm. My mom must have accidentally bought me the x-rated brand.
Calvin: Or the box meant for your dad - traumatic either way.
Rusty: So Katherine...
Cappie: She was at Greek softball. She's tall, pretty.
Rusty: That's good.
Cappie: Let me finish. Stern. The word "Nordic" comes to mind.
Rusty: I think I can handle that.
Cappie: I hope she's easier than your sister. Try pleasing her - rewind. Try finding the perfect gift for her.
Casey: Nice try. Lingerie is more of a gift for you than for me.
Cappie: What? It's for Beaver. Because... Beaver likes to feel pretty.
Rebecca: Evan it's way too beautiful. I feel like I'm going to turn on the news and see some dead rich girl.
Evan: Nah, I dug pretty deep.
Rusty: Whoah
Cappie: No kidding.
Casey: Stop drooling Russ.
Rusty: Hi. You look amazing.
Katherine: You look very dapper yourself. Moving on?
Katherine: I've lived my whole life for the future at the expense of the present so now i have to fit the entire college experience in one semester. And I want to be more than the geeky smart girl. Is that sad?
Rusty: Why do you think I rushed KT? I want to be more than the geeky smart girl too. I mean, guy.
Casey: Something I was a part of is actually going to the President of the United States to become a law.
Cappie: I painted flames on my turtle.
What the hell is going on here? It looks like GQ crashed into Men's Health and spilled hot guys all over our living room.
Ashleigh
