She may be afraid of trees but when push comes to shove she won't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.

Evan

Rusty: I know we've been only going out a couple of week, and the way the economy is, we could share a room... to save money... only if you want! Because of the economy and stuff.
Dana: Um I wouldn't mind...um, saving a little money.

Ashleigh: I'm sorry, but I thought you'd accepted your relationship with Cappie would end after graduation.
Casey: I did but that's when everything was theoretical.
Ashleigh: And now it's retical.
Casey: Exactly. I"m going to be 22. Do you know is 22? Old people!

There's an awful lot of gratuitous flesh. It's like the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.

Dale

Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!

Cappie

This is your fault! You're like weed, you're my gateway Rusty Cartwright.

Dale

What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry.

Laura

Ashleigh: Rebecca, you want to compete?
Rebecca: Why wouldn't I?
Casey: Well, given the whole Beaver thing...
Rebecca: Hey, it didn't hurt Vanessa Williams' career.
Casey: No, not, not that...

Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.

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