Season: 4 3
Greek Season 3 Quotes
Season 3 Episode 20: "All Children...Grow Up"

Rusty: I know we've been only going out a couple of week, and the way the economy is, we could share a room... to save money... only if you want! Because of the economy and stuff.
Dana: Um I wouldn't mind...um, saving a little money.
• Rating: Unrated
Ashleigh: I'm sorry, but I thought you'd accepted your relationship with Cappie would end after graduation.
Casey: I did but that's when everything was theoretical.
Ashleigh: And now it's retical.
Casey: Exactly. I"m going to be 22. Do you know is 22? Old people!
• Rating: Unrated
Dale: There's an awful lot of gratuitous flesh. It's like the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric.
• Rating: Unrated
Cappie: Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dale: This is your fault! You're like weed, you're my gateway Rusty Cartwright.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3 Episode 19: "The First Last"

Laura: What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry.
• Rating: Unrated
Ashleigh: Rebecca, you want to compete?
Rebecca: Why wouldn't I?
Casey: Well, given the whole Beaver thing...
Rebecca: Hey, it didn't hurt Vanessa Williams' career.
Casey: No, not, not that...
• Rating: Unrated
Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grant: So what's the verdict on the cruise?
Calvin: I'm sorry, I just I don't want to spend Spring Break with a bunch of single gay strangers.
Grant: So you'd rather spend it with thousands of drunk homophobic straight dudes and girls with low self-esteem in wet T-shirts?
• Rating: Unrated
Rusty: Quit being my hero and start being my friend.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3 Episode 18: "Camp Buy Me Love"

Dale: Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ashleigh: Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!
• Rating: Unrated
Evan: Schooled in manly dignity by a guy in purple leather.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Cappie: So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.
• Rating: Unrated
April: Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3 Episode 17: "The Big Easy Does It"

Cappie: Spitter, do you know what Mardi Gras is?
Rusty: It's French for Fat Tuesday which is a culmination of a carnival period beginning with the Twelfth Night.
Cappie: Wrong, it's a time when we try to get girls to show us their boobs for beads.
• Rating: Unrated
Katherine: (To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.
• Rating: Unrated
Cappie: Being here at school is like Mardi Gras and the rest of life is like Lent, right? You gotta get it all out before you give it all up.
• Rating: Unrated
Rusty: Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.
• Rating: Unrated
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Season: 4 3
Total Season 3 Quotes: 106
Total Greek Quotes: 202









