Greek Season 3 Quotes
Evan: Hey, so did you hear we might be having a 4-pack with Gamma Psi this weekend? You and grant going to go together?
Calvin: Yeah, I guess - the same way we always go together - pretending like we've never seen each other naked.
Hi, uh, I have a friend of mine I'd like to introduce you to. His name's Jesus and he pays much greater dividends than those dollar bills in your underpants.
Dale
Rusty: You see yourself reflected in her and you don't like what you see. Are you growing up?
Cappie: You shut your damn mouth.
Ashleigh: The Gamma Psis seem so nice with their cupcakes and their bunny mascot.
Casey: Bunnies look cute, then they bite you with their big sharp bunny teeth.
Ashleigh: And they sleep where they poop.
Casey: So Fisher is officially off probation?
Ashley: Once again he is a full citizen of the United States of Ashley.
She already has friends in New York. What, do they sit around Central Perk, talk about what to name Rachel's baby?
Rusty
You've never seen Clueless and you're a film major? I thought CRU had a good program.
Ashley
If our enemies find out that me and Evan are vigilante crime-fighters who protect the people of Cyprus from the dark forces of corruption, we'll be so screwed!
Cappie
Casey: I'm like the worst detective ever.
Ashley: Oh stop it! Remember Inspector gadget? He needed a dog and a 10-year old girl to solve anything.
I was clinging to this notion of me as a sexy atheist supervillain, but that's not me! I mean, I'm sexy! But I'm not atheist and I'm not a supervillain. I'm Dale Kettlewell.
Dale
Fisher: You can't cook! Legwarmers are not gloves. And during Clueless, I literally gagged twice and pretended I had popcorn stuck in my throat.
Casey: That was way harsh, Fisher.
This weekend is all about charm, flattery, and shameless butt-kissing.
Ashley
