Greek Season 3 Quotes
(Holding a Maya Angelo book) Casey, I'm ready for my bedtime story. I have to read Mayor And Jello by Thursday and I couldn't find the book on tape.
Beaver
Dale: So let me get this straight. You're a nerd who wants to look like a better nerd in order to attract someone who's not a nerd.
Rusty: You'd sing a different tune if you experienced the magic of retouching for yourself.
Dale: We don't believe in that in my church. Turns you blind.
Rusty: Is that why you need glasses?
Dale: Touche.
I can't believe we missed the nerd auction. I always wanted my own nerd.
Beaver
Casey: So you're not going to turn me in? Why?
Katherine: Can't you just see the headline? "Sorority Mayhem: sexual favors and fiery revenge." Lifetime would probably make several movie adaptations, and they'd hire some mannish starlet to play me - because I'm tall. And I don't need that kind of publicity.
Rebecca: I'm telling you, the hole has to be deeper or it will come up after the first rainfall.
Ashleigh: Please say you learned that from a scary movie.
Rebecca: Ok...
It's an exciting way to start out the new semester. You've got a boyfriend. I'm single. We're arsonists.
Ashleigh
Cappie: How about I go as the big bad wolf and you can go as the grandma.
Casey: Um, the whole reason that sororities throw parties is so girls can look hot and slutty, not old.
Casey: I burned down the Gamma Psi house.
Cappie: What?
Casey: After Songfest, we went over there to find Katherine's clipboard, but it was dark so Rebecca lit a jasmine candle, and then hot fireman confirmed it was us, and we got away with it until Ashleigh kept the clipboard and you can't put it in your trunk because of Scrubs, so we buried it and I lost my tiara!
Rebecca: Well I guess it was inevitable. I want you to know that I rarely try and sleep with the same ex twice.
Casey: Thanks, Becks. I'm almost touched.
We'll all be pals, like Harry Pottery, and you know, the other two.
Cappie
It is simple, costumes revealing genitals are unacceptable.
Katherine
I hate crickets - ever since Pinnochio - they're too bossy.
Beaver
