Daley won't even do book club anymore.

Cappie

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Calvin

It's Calvin-mas.

Ashleigh

That was before he had sex with all of those hookers and resigned in disgrace.

Rebecca

Casey: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Evan: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Rusty: Why is she kissing that old guy?

Dale, what's the deal? Can't do book club anymore?

Cappie

You Facebook stalked me? Who does that?

Casey

She's Ashleigh, not Chuck Liddell.

Casey

Ashleigh became a fan of Color Me Bad?

Casey

I can't believe Casey took the which Friends test are you and she is our Rachel? More like Ross or Gunther.

Ashleigh

Dale: You are totally turned on right now, aren't you?
Laura: I am.
Dale: Ha, I'm not.

Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

Greek Season 4 Quotes

How am I supposed to look cute in this stupid graduation burka?

Casey

There's Casey. I could spot those blonde locks in the middle of a Swedish flea market.

Dale