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GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."

MIRANDA: "Dr. Shepherd? Where exactly is my husband?"
ADDISON: "He’s with my husband."

IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"

IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"

IZZIE: "What's going on, is it something bad?"
ADDISON: "Yeah, it's something bad."

MIRANDA: "I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water."
GEORGE: "You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. I did NOT just say that out loud."

"Hello? George? It's me. Izzie. No, I don't have Bailey's husband's phone! I think I'd know if I had Bailey's husband's phone, George.... What's Bailey's husband's name?"

IZZIE

"She's refusing all pain meds, which I think is stupid, but I'm not in labor."

ADDISON

"A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you."

ADDISON

ALEX: "Okay, can you tell me exactly what happened to your husband."
PATIENT'S WIFE: "So my idiot husband goes and stands in front of his 'big gun' to see what went wrong. That's when the stupid toy starts working."

"You're...Shepherd, right? Miranda... she really likes you."

TUCKER

CRISTINA: "Which surgeon are we going to have to suck up to today?"
MIRANDA: "That would be me."
IZZIE: "Dr. Bailey?"

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Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

PRESTON: "Dr. Shepherd."
DEREK: "Dr. Burke. Hey. We’ve known each other for a while."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "We’ve done several successful surgeries together."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "Your girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend's best friend."
PRESTON: "Yes."
DEREK: "So, why don’t we call each other by our first names?"
PRESTON: “I don’t think so."
[Later]
ADDISON: "Hey, Preston."
PRESTON: "Good to see you, Addison!"
DEREK: "She gets to call you by your first name and I don't?"
PRESTON: "I like her."
DEREK: "You don't like me?"
PRESTON: "No."

MEREDITH: "I have this feeling."
DEREK: "I get that feeling also. If you wait long enough it will pass."
MEREDITH: "Do you promise?"
DEREK: "I promise."

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