Grey's Anatomy
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IZZIE: "Last I heard, perpetual sex was not one of the five stages of grief, but denial is."
GEORGE: "You shouldn't be listening at other people's doors."
IZZIE: "You were in the hallway naked. I saw you."
GEORGE: "I blocked that out."
IZZIE: "Denial."
IZZIE: "Let me remind you that I'm that I'm still recovering from the death of my fiancé, the demise of my surgical career, the fact that I was forced to deposit my 8 million dollar check that I'm saving for a good cause even though I haven't found a good cause. And I'm the only one here under a hack of a shrink. I could blow any minute. Now George's dad has died and turned him into a sex machine. I'm going to need a little help with that so one of you better pull it together."
GEORGE: "Hey. Anyone seen Callie? I kinda need to find her for something."
IZZIE: "George has turned into a sex machine. Are you hearing me? A machine of sex! We have to do something. What's wrong with you people?"
MEREDITH: "Derek kept me up all night with his ranting. Cristina and Burke still are not speaking to each other."
CRISTINA: "Okay, you know what? I'm fine. I mean I'm just not going to be the first one talking. He has to talk because I'm in the right. Talking first is for losers, and I'm winning."
MEREDITH: "And Alex. I don't know what's wrong with Alex."
ALEX: "I'm good. I'm all good."
GEORGE: "Why are you trying to make this about you?"
IZZIE: "It's not about me! It's about me wanting to talk to you about you needing so much sex your girlfriend's vagina's broken."
MEREDITH: [to Cristina, then Preston] "You're enjoying your meal at the International House of Silence. Burke, you have to feed Cristina. She doesn't cook and she will starve to death."
CRISTINA: "I have cereal!"
MEREDITH: "You two live together, someone has to be the first to speak."
PRESTON: "I am giving a dinner party. If she wants to sit there, she can sit there. Let's just enjoy our evening and talk about something else."
PRESTON: "Meredith. Would you like seconds?"
MEREDITH: "Maybe Cristina would like some. Cristina, would you like some?"
PRESTON: "I only made enough for three."
MEREDITH: "You just said there were seconds."
DEREK: "This isn't at all awkward."
DEREK: "What? I thought you were-"
MARK: "I was going but now I'm not. Rumor has it there's a race for Chief."
DEREK: "Where did you hear that?"
MARK: "Good news travels fast. Especially when you have a chatty girlfriend. Anyway, see you at the finish line."
DEREK: "Rumor has it you're headed back to New York."
MARK: "Where did you hear that?"
DEREK: "Good news travels fast. Actually, I was going to ask you to scrub in on a peripheral nerve reconstruction, but since it's your last day-"
MARK: "It isn't, and I'd love to."
IZZIE: "I'm sorry."
GEORGE: "What? I'm angry. What's wrong with having a lot of sex if it makes you feel better?"
IZZIE: "Do you? Feel better?
GEORGE: "You know how you felt. Lying on the bathroom floor."
IZZIE: "Maybe you're not supposed to feel better."
GEORGE: "Izzie, you can't help me. I know you want to, but you can't. You can't help me."
IZZIE: "I have to let you go."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
IZZIE: "Just one last thing. Life is short, George. Life is short and it sucks a lot of the time. But if being with Callie makes you happy, then go be with Callie."
IZZIE: "How's your clinic going?"
MIRANDA: "Got my signatures. It's a start. The Seattle Grace Free Clinic will exist."
IZZIE: "The Denny Duquette Memorial Clinic."
MIRANDA: "What?"
IZZIE: "I have eight million dollars."
MIRANDA: "Izzie Stevens!"
[narrating] "We all think we’re going to be great and we feel a little bit robbed when our expectations aren’t met. But sometimes expectations sell us short. Sometimes the expected simply pales in comparison to the unexpected. You got to wonder why we cling to our expectations, because the expected is just what keeps us steady. Standing. Still, the expected's just the beginning, the unexpected is what changes our lives."
MEREDITH
MARK: "One of us is going to be Chief."
PRESTON: [motions to himself, Derek, Addison] "No, no. One of *us* is going to be Chief. But you... no."
