MEREDITH: [about Derek] "You can't make a face, comment, or react in any way. We had sex."
CRISTINA: [about patient] "What about an aneurysm?"
MEREDITH: "No blood in the CT."
CRISTINA: "No drug use. No pregnancy. No trauma. Was he good? He looks like he’d be good. Was he any good?"

"If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I would Kevorkian her with my bare hands."

MEREDITH

GEORGE: "So, your bypass surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke. I hear he,s good. And after that you can have all the bacon flavored soy product you can eat."
PATIENT: "Somebody kill me now."
GEORGE: "I wish I could but... I’m a healer."

MEREDITH: "Just go to sleep."
KATIE: "I can't sleep, my head's all full."
MEREDITH: "That's called thinking. Go with it."

KATIE: "You are so lost."
MEREDITH: "I am not lost. Okay?"

CRISTINA: "That's the Nazi?"
GEORGE: "I thought the Nazi would be a man."
MEREDITH: "I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi."
IZZIE: "Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice."
CRISTINA: "Let me guess. You're the model."

MEREDITH: "Look, I'm going to go upstairs and take a shower. Okay? And when I get back down here, you won't be here. So goodbye, um..."
DEREK: "Derek."
MEREDITH: "Derek! Right. Meredith."

MEREDITH: "You know, we don’t have to do the thing."
DEREK: "Oh, we can do anything you want."
MEREDITH: "No, the thing... exchange the details, pretend we care..."

DEREK: "This is..."
MEREDITH: "... Humiliating. On so many levels. You have to go."
DEREK: "Why don’t you just come back down here and we’ll pick up where we left off?"

"What is it with bikes. Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is."

MIRANDA

DEREK: "Seattle has ferryboats?"
MEREDITH: "Yes."
DEREK: "I didn’t know that. I've been living here six weeks, and had no idea there were ferryboats."
MEREDITH: "Seattle is surrounded by water on three sides."
DEREK: "Hence the ferryboats. Now I have to like it here. I wasn’t planning on liking it here, since I'm from New York, and am genetically engineered to dislike everywhere except Manhattan. But I do have a thing for ferryboats."
MEREDITH: "I'm not going out with you."
DEREK: "Did I ask if you'll go with me? Do you want to go out with me?"
MEREDITH: "I'm not dating you and I'm definitely not sleeping with you again. You're my boss."
DEREK: "No, I'm your boss' boss."
MEREDITH: "You're my teacher and my teacher's teacher. And my teacher!"
DEREK: "I'm your sister. I'm your daughter."
MEREDITH: "You're sexually harassing me."
DEREK: "I'm just riding in an elevator."
MEREDITH: "Look, I'm drawing a line. The line is drawn. Thereis now a big line."
DEREK: "So this line... is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?"

[narrating] "The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play, or they don’t."

MEREDITH

Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes

"If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007, because I killed you."

CRISTINA

ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"