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Greys-anatomy

Derek: Meredith i am so sorry. Addison...what are you doing here?
Addison: You'd know if you'd bother to answer any one of my phone calls. (turns to Meredith) Hi. I'm Addison Shepherd
Meredith: Shepherd?
Addison: And you must be the woman who's been screwing my husband.

Men don't buy tampons!

George

The game. They say a person either has what it takes to play or they don't. My mother was one of the greats. Me on the other hand. I'm kinda screwed.

Meredith

[narrating] "The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open, like it or not. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore. The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control, you're not."

MEREDITH

DEREK: "Somewhere out there is a steak with your name on it, and maybe a bottle of wine."
MEREDITH: "This is why I keep you around."

[enraged, tackling Alex] "You gave me syphilis!?"

GEORGE

"You are lying. I know you’re lying. You know how I know? Cause you’re a bad liar!"

MIRANDA

CRISTINA: "Okay, I’m in."
MEREDITH: "I am so not involved in this."
CRISTINA: "Meredith, this is Fight Club, nobody talks about it."

PRESTON: "Bill is sterile?"
SURGEON: "And always has been."
GEORGE: "So who got his wife pregnant?"

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