Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 2 Episode 17: "(As We Know It)"

MEREDITH: "Stop it."
DYLAN: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Stop looking at me like I'm a patient."
DYLAN: "I'm sorry?"
MEREDITH: "The two of you are looking at me the way we look at patients. Like I’m gonna freak out at any minute. Well, I'm not going to freak out, so whatever it is, just tell me straight up."
PRESTON: [pauses] "The main oxygen line runs directly under this floor."
MEREDITH: "Okay. Not okay." [silence] "Well, I need one of you to tell me what this means exactly. Because I think I know what it means, but I tend to be glass half-empty these days, so I don’t trust what I think it means. Because what I think it means is that if the bomb were to explode over the oxygen line, the whole hospital could blow up. That’s just crazy right?"
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

GEORGE: "Dr. Montgomery Shepherd, what are we gonna do? I mean, about Dr. Bailey. Can we drug her?"
ADDISON: "Against her will?"
GEORGE: "No. Well. Yes. I mean, can't we force her to push? If, um... we declare her temporarily insane?"
ADDISON: "You want me to declare Miranda Bailey incompetent? You think that'll help? That it'll make her more inclined, more comfortable giving birth?"
GEORGE: "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."
ADDISON: "Do you think I'm not doing everything I can to help her? Do you think I'm just out here because, I dunno, I'm feeling lazy, just need a little 'me' time?"
GEORGE: "I was just asking..."
ADDISON: "Stop asking! Because no matter what you ask, the answer is I don't know. I'm doing everything I can. Miranda Bailey's husband is in mortal danger. Actual mortal danger! But there's not a lot I can say to comfort her and there's not a lot anybody can say to comfort me. I'm doing my best. Dr. Bailey is doing her best. Now I need you to do your best, and I need it to be better than standing here asking me the world's stupidest questions. Because I don't know, O'Malley!"
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

DEREK: "I don't want to be the guy that killed Bailey's husband."
PRESTON: "I don't want to be the guy who kills us all."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ALEX: "Izz, It's gonna be okay."
IZZIE: You're just saying that."
ALEX: "I know. Hey, where are you going?"
IZZIE: "I can't just... I gotta do something to help. But thank you... thank you for saying it’s gonna be okay, even if that's just what you say."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "I feel like colors are brighter than usual. Does anyone else think colors are brighter? My head hurts."
ALEX: "That's the adrenaline."
IZZIE: "Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares if the blue is bluer or if you have super smelling powers. Meredith could die. Any minute she could just die. Actually stop living. Dead. Corpse. "
IZZIE: [giggles] "I'm sorry. Sorry. God, I have really inappropriate reactions to stress."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "Dr. Bailey. I'm surprised at you. I really thought... this is not how I thought you would do this. I expected more. Because you're Dr. Bailey. You don't hide from a fight. You don't give up. You strive for greatness. You, Dr. Bailey, you are a doer. I know your husband's not here, and I know there are a lot of things going on here that we have no control over. But this? This... we can do this. Okay? Let's have this baby."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Tell me something."
CRISTINA: "What?"
MEREDITH: "Cristina. I have my hand on a bomb, I’m freaking out, and most importantly, I really have to pee. Just please tell me anything."
CRISTINA: "He told me he loved me. Last night. He thought I was sleeping, but I heard him say it."
MEREDITH: "Burke loves you."
CRISTINA: [to Dylan] "Mind your own business."
MEREDITH: "He loves you!"
CRISTINA: "Yeah. everybody has problems."
MEREDITH: "Well are you gonna say it back?"
CRISTINA: "Of course not! He didn’t say it to me, he said it to sleeping me! Reciprocity is not required. Besides, he might blow up."
MEREDITH: "Excellent point."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DYLAN: "You’re doing great."
MEREDITH: "Let’s go over again."
DYLAN: "Okay. The device is shaped like a rocket. It's eight inches long. We’re going to have everything ready. Dr. Burke's team is going to be in place. My team is going to be in place. Then when I ask you to take the hand that you have in Mr. Carlson, wrap it around the device -"
MEREDITH: "And I pull it out."
DYLAN: "Level. Pull it out while keeping it level."
MEREDITH: "You know I don’t like you very much."
DYLAN: "I don't like you either."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "O'Malley!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am?"
MIRANDA: "Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!"
GEORGE: "Yes, ma'am."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [with her hand on the bomb, in the patient] "Is this the strangest thing that’s ever happened in your O.R.?"
PRESTON: "I would have to say it is."
MEREDITH: "Good, because I'm very competitive."
PRESTON: [smiles] "The very best surgeons always are."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

PRESTON: "You need to go. I cannot do this with you in here. I cannot think."
CRISTINA: "You know in movies, how the hero and there's always the other guy, the one who sees danger and runs in the opposite direction?"
PRESTON: "Yes."
CRISTINA: "Be the other guy."
PRESTON: "That's not an option."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "In hospitals, they say you know when you’re going to die. Some doctors say it’s a look patients get in their eyes. Some say there’s a scent, a certain smell. Some say it’s some kind of sixth sense. When the great beyond is headed for you, you feel it coming. If today were your last day on Earth? How would you spend it?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Hey."
DEREK: "Hey. You almost died today."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, I almost died today."
[pause]
MEREDITH: "I can't, I can't remember our last kiss. All I could think about was 'I'm going to die today' and I can't remember our last kiss. Which is pathetic but the last time we were together and happy... I want to be able remember that. And I can't, Derek. I can't remember."
DEREK: "I'm glad you didn't die today."
[pause]
DEREK: "It was a Thursday morning, you were wearing that ratty little Dartmouth t-shirt you look so good in. The one with the hole at the back of the neck. You'd just washed you hair and smelled like some kind of... flower. I was running late for surgery, you said you were going to see me later, and you lean to me, put your hand on my chest and you kissed me. Soft. It was quick. Kind of like a habit. You know, like we'd do it everyday for the rest of our lives. Then you went back reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 16: "It's the End of the World..."

GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Dr. Shepherd? Where exactly is my husband?"
ADDISON: "He’s with my husband."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

IZZIE: "What's going on, is it something bad?"
ADDISON: "Yeah, it's something bad."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water."
GEORGE: "You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. I did NOT just say that out loud."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "Hello? George? It's me. Izzie. No, I don't have Bailey's husband's phone! I think I'd know if I had Bailey's husband's phone, George.... What's Bailey's husband's name?"
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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