Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes (Page 19)

Season 2 Episode 12: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

GEORGE: [looking at Dr. Bailey] "Look at her! She's almost as wide as she is tall."
MEREDITH: "Are her ankles swollen?"
IZZIE: "It's gonna be weird when she goes on leave."
CRISTINA: "Leave? She's going on leave?"
MEREDITH: "That's usually what happens when people push babies out of their vaginas."
GEORGE: "You think we'll get a new resident?"
ALEX: "Nah. They'll probably just leave us all unattended, see how much damage we can do."
IZZIE: "Yeah, well, you would know."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "It looks like Santa threw up in here."
MEREDITH: "Just go with it, we're being supportive here."
IZZIE: "Did I go overboard? I know sometimes I can go too overboard."
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "It's great."
IZZIE: "Oh, good. Yay! I love Christmas!"
MEREDITH & GEORGE: [together] "We know."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "It's an urban myth that suicide rates spike at the holidays. Turns out they actually go down. Experts think it's because people are less inclined to off themselves when surrounded by friends and family. Ironically, that same family togetherness is thought to be the reason that depression rates actually do spike at the holidays... Okay. Izzie doesn't count."
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Are you sad? Depressed? What? It's Christmas, Derek. We love Christmas. Or at least we used to."
DEREK: [pauses] "I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ALEX: "Why are you helping me after what I did?"
IZZIE: "'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!"
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Four hundred years ago, another English guy had an opinion on being alone. John Donne. He thought we were never alone. Of course it was fancier when he said it. No man is an island entire onto himself. Boil down that island talk and he just means that all anyone needs is someone to step in and let us know we're not alone. And who's to say that someone can't have four legs. Someone to play with, or run around with, or just hang out."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "You're still you?"
DEREK: "I'm still me."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "By the way, uh ... Sorry you had to see that little scene earlier."
PATIENT: "Oh, you mean the talk with the girl who isn't your girlfriend about the girl who you'd like to be your girlfriend?"
GEORGE: "Yeah."
PATIENT: "So is it true? Do you like this Meredith?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "I love her."
PATIENT: [smiles] "Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. Believe me, son. Living with a woman who can't love you back? Way lonelier than being alone."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "When Derek broke up with you, nobody told you were better off without him. It's not supportive, it's condescending. I was there for you, and the one time I need you? Just go away, Meredith."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DEREK: "The first person I killed? I was a second-year resident. James Hanson. Go home, Dr. Karev. There's nothing you can do for him now."
ALEX: [pauses] "No one should die alone."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

DEREK: [to Alex] "Look, you screwed up. Mr. Martin's fried. He wakes up, you fried his brain. He dies, you killed him. Deal with it."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "I'm telling you, Meredith was all over him."
CRISTINA: "Seriously, she was all over him? What, like mounting him, with all the babies watching? Seriously?"
IZZIE: "Well, she would have if I hadn't interrupted."
GEORGE: "She was talking to him."
IZZIE: "You don't talk to bastards who cheat on their girlfriends, George. That's the rule."
GEORGE: "You weren't officially his girlfriend."
IZZIE: "That's not the point."
GEORGE: "It is kind of the point. You don't see me getting all emotional over people I'm not dating."
IZZIE: "Really. You wanna go there?!"
GEORGE: [pauses] "No."
IZZIE: "I'm having a moment here. Don't mess with me!"
CRISTINA: "You're not going to have a nervous breakdown and kill yourself, are you?"
IZZIE: "No."
CRISTINA: "So, there's no chance you'll kill us?"
IZZIE: [storms off]
GEORGE: [tries to hide smile] "Okay, that was wrong on so many levels."
CRISTINA: "But it was good though?"
GEORGE: [laughs] "Yeah, it was."
CRISTINA: [laughs]
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

RICHARD: "You're not here to make friends, Addison. You're here to make better surgeons. Being a teacher can be a lonely business."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

OLIVIA: "He dumped me for a girl he knows he can't have. Listen to me George. You, Meredith Grey? Never going to happen."
GEORGE: "Why, why, why would you even... why? Meredith?"
OLIVIA: [storms out]
GEORGE: [to patient] "She gave me syphilis."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

PATIENT: [to George, Olivia] "You know what time it is? Time for you two kids to kiss and make up, that's what time it is!"
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

CONSTANCE: "He said he would leave me if I didn't help him. Things got out of control. He was gonna leave me. He was all I had."
CRISTINA: "Clearly being alone has its benefits."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

CONSTANCE: "One day? Four razor blades and that's all you can give me? Come on, sugarplum, I thought we were having fun."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

IZZIE: "You tell me to cut my losses, that I'm better off without him, and as soon as I turn my back..."
MEREDITH: "C'mon! Alex and I are kind of friends."
IZZIE: "Since when? When did you and Alex become friends?"
MEREDITH: "Don't you think you're overreacting? It's not like I'm going to sleep with him."
IZZIE: "Why not, you've slept with everyone else."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "Why Alex? And why again?"
OLIVIA: "People get lonely, George."
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

GEORGE: [to himself] "Of course. Crazy nature man! Wants to take a leech home as a pet."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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