MEREDITH: [narrating] "For extra credit, Mrs. Snyder used to make us act out all the parts. Sal Scafarillo was Romeo. As fate would have it, I was Juliet. Most of the girls were green with envy. I wasn't. I told Ms. Snyder that Juliet was an idiot. For one thing, she falls for the one guy she knows she can't have... Everyone thinks it's so romantic: Romeo and Juliet, true love... how sad. If Juliet was stupid enough to fall for the enemy, drink a bottle of poison, and go to sleep in a mausoleum, then she deserved everything she got."

[to Derek] "This whole thing brings back very traumatic memories of being a band geek, with braces and a lisp, spending the whole evening with Skippy Gold talking about Star Wars... So, do you want to dance?"

ADDISON

IZZIE: "Denny!"
MIRANDA: "What did I tell you? Visiting hours aren't for another hour and you are no longer his doctor. You want to see Denny, you come back when the visitors come."
IZZIE: "I would but I can't wait."
DENNY: "Hey, ixnay on the insubordinationay."
IZZIE: "But it's my turn."
MIRANDA: "Come on, if the Chief finds out you were even on this floor-"
DENNY: "Hold on... it's her turn."
IZZIE: "Yes. My answer is yes."
DENNY: "Now see, you're gonna make my heart stop beating and it's brand new."
MIRANDA: [to Izzie] "I will call security on you."

[to Miranda, after Izzie leaves] "I tricked her into marrying me. How smart am I?"

DENNY

CRISTINA: "Hey! We stick together, we all did this. Nobody's a victim. We stick together. [pauses] Dammit!"
IZZIE: "Thank you."
CRISTINA: "You're welcome."

RICHARD: "People! I know who did this, so you might as well come clean. I know!"
GEORGE: "With all due respect, sir, if you knew you wouldn't be asking us."
IZZIE: "I did it."
MEREDITH: "You have your suspicions, but you don't actually know."
CRISTINA: "Not for sure."
GEORGE: "And you can't do anything to any of us without proof, sir."

ALEX: "We should be hearing from Dr. Burke any minute."
DR. HAHN: "That's what you said half an hour ago. Well, whether or not we hear from him, when we hit that hour mark, I'm going in to get my heart."

[opens door, sees Derek] "There's never a good place to hide in this hospital."

RICHARD

"If you don't want to bend your precious rules for Camille, fine. Don't do it for her, do it for me. Do it for your wife who never asks you for anything, who says nothing about your long hours, who looks the other way while you have an affair with another woman, who sobered you up when that woman left you, who stayed with you when everyone said I'd be better off alone. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You're going to make this up to Camille. You're going to prioritize the needs of your family above the needs of your other patients or... or you're going to find a new place to sleep."

ADELE

DENNY: "Izzie... Izzie. Stop and listen to me. We're not doing this."
IZZIE: "Don't worry. You're not gonna die. I will be here the whole time to make sure of that and that's what this stuff is for."
DENNY: "This isn't about me dying. Alright? This is wrong."
IZZIE: "You've waited a year and a half to get this thing. Who knows when the next one is gonna come along."
DENNY: "I'll take my chances."
IZZIE: "No. It may be too late by then."

DENNY: "Izzie... I'm gonna be alright. Alright. You don't have to worry."
IZZIE: "What about me? What about me when you go into the light?"
DENNY: "Izzie-"
IZZIE: "No! I get it, okay? I get it! You'll be okay, you'll be fine, but what about me?! Don't do it for yourself, do it for me! Please? Please, Denny! Please do this for me! Because if you die... Oh, God! You have to do this! You have to do this for me, or I'll never be able to forgive you!"
DENNY: "For dying?"
IZZIE: "No! For making me love you! Please? Please, do this-"
DENNY: "Come here."
IZZIE: "Please do this for me? Okay? Please? I can't do this if you don't... please! Do this for me! Please!!"
DENNY: "Okay, okay, I'll do it."

ADDISON: "I guess that puts an end to the evening."
DEREK: "Yeah."
RICHARD: "I guess it does." [Addison and Richard leave]
FINN: [to Meredith] "I'll drive you home."
DEREK: "Meredith." [Meredith, Finn and Derek all look at each other, exchanging knowing glances]
FINN: "Meredith..."

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."

CRISTINA: "I am a 55 year old man. I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up."
ALEX: "Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help."
CRISTINA: "Look, evil spawn, you can nurse your pride -- the key word being nurse -- or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you."
ALEX: [pauses] "Any abdominal pain?"
CRISTINA: "Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup. Hiccup."