Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes (Page 21)

Season 2 Episode 10: "Much Too Much"

MEREDITH: "I was staring at the ceiling in abject horror."
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [shows Preston her apartment] "This is where I live. My mother decorated it. I don't do laundry, I buy new underwear. The table? Six months of magazines I know I'll never read but I won't throw out. I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder. I hired a maid once. She ran away crying. The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care. But you do. Still think living together is a good idea?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "I used the key."
PRESTON: "That's a step."
CRISTINA: "So you really want to know me?"
PRESTON: "There is nothing you can reveal about yourself that I wouldn't want to know."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

DEREK: [to Steve] "I met a girl there once myself. A very long time ago."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"
STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

PRESTON: [to Cristina] "I know you. You don't want to move but I can't always be the one that takes a step. Any more steps and I'm walking away."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ALEX: "I'm a hotshot doctor. I don't have any problems."
ROBERT: "You probably don't have any friends, either."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

PRESTON: "It's just a key."
CRISTINA: "Okay. Good, good."
PRESTON: "Or... you could start thinking about moving in with me."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

STEVE: "A needle!? In my penis!?!"
MIRANDA: "Well, the next step is penile infarction or gangrene, so if you want it to fall off..."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "Congratulations, you're flaccid."
STEVE: "Never thought I'd be glad to hear that."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: [to Mer] "And hey. Not every guy's a nightmare."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

GEORGE: "Maybe it's a... a m-m-matter of... volume?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, so now I'm a slut?"
GEORGE: "I think you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Please? I would do it for you."
CRISTINA: "You would give Burke an enema?"
MEREDITH: "Yes!"
CRISTINA: [sarcastically] "Uh-huh."
MEREDITH: "Maybe. No. But that's not the point."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, okay. Here's how it goes. I do this for you, and you do every enema I'm assigned to for an entire month."
MEREDITH: "Deal!"
CRISTINA: "Wow, you really don't want to do this."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: [to Alex] "Okay... so, do you feel like doing it now?"
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

IZZIE: [to Alex] "Was it me? We seemed to be having a normal time."
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

ALEX: "Still not talking to me?"
OLIVIA: "You gave me syphilis! And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say."
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [to Mer] "Oh, nice try with the fancy words. He needs an enema, and the answer is no."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "What the hell is this?"
PRESTON: "It's a key."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?"
CRISTINA: "Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Dory, this is Dr. Shepherd. He's our head of neurosurgery."
DEREK: "Hi."
DORY: "Oh, another Dr. Shepherd."
ADDISON: "He's my husband, actually."
DORY: "Seriously?"
DEREK: "Mmm-hmm."
DORY: "Wow. Look at you two. Everybody must hate you.
ADDISON: "You have no idea."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

DORY: [to Izzie] "Don't even pretend that you haven't been judging me since the minute we met."
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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