Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes (Page 20)

Season 2 Episode 11: "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

MIRANDA: "You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to 23 hours a day. See how deranged you are then."
CRISTINA: "She's a murderer."
MIRANDA: "I didn't say she wasn't. I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is, you'd swallow the entire razor."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."
CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "So, you're giving up your trailer."
DEREK: "I'm not giving up the trailer. Is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?"
MEREDITH: "It's just funny, I just never would have pegged you as that guy."
DEREK: "What guy?"
MEREDITH: "You know. The marble bath, private pool, gated community guy."
DEREK: "Don't peg me. I'm not peggable."
MEREDITH: "You're pegged. Deal with it."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

OLIVIA: [to Izzie] "I had no idea that you and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to, I mean, not good to... Alex? He really is... good. I mean. He's good in the way he's a good person, good. Not that kind of good. You know. Good in bed good. Which. He is. As I'm sure you know. Okay... Well, bye."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

OLIVIA: "I'm sorry, I still get a little squeamish around leeches."
GEORGE: "Huh. That's not what I've heard."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CONSTANCE: "Don’t worry, I only killed three people and none of them were doctors."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "Is she crazy?"
PARAMEDIC: "If you call a murderer crazy."
CONSTANCE: "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about!"
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "A dog is not a replacement for a human being!"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

PRESTON: "I made breakfast."
CRISTINA: "I don't have time for breakfast! I've got to round before anyone else if I want to get the good cases, you know that!"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

GEORGE: "You know, you can't say that you weren't warned. Alex has always been Alex."
MEREDITH: "You dodged a bullet, Izz. You're better off without him."
CRISTINA: "Why are you even surprised? You sleep with a snake, you get bit."
IZZIE: "Thanks, guys... for the support."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

IZZIE: [about Alex] "He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind-blowingly good in bed."
CRISTINA: "Are you trying to seduce us?"
IZZIE: "And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!"
GEORGE: "Hey, I slept with Olivia."
IZZIE: "Well, then you both have bad taste."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "She just smiled at me!"
IZZIE: "A, this is not a competition. And B? My quint kicks your quints' asses."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Forty years ago, the Beatles asked the world a question. They wanted to know where all the lonely people came from. My theory is that a great many of the lonely people come from hospitals. More precisely, the surgical wing of hospitals. As surgeons, we ignore our own needs so we can meet our patients' needs. We ignore our friends and families so we can save other people's friends and families. Which means that, at the end of the day, all we really have is ourselves. And nothing in this world can make you feel more alone than that."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Much Too Much"

STEVE: "Hey, maybe when I get out of here, we could..."
MEREDITH: "I don't think so. You know, when I saw you at Joe's, I was just looking for a replacement. Looking for something to make me feel better. You deserve better than that."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ADDISON: [to Derek] "We're okay, right?"
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

DEREK: "Doesn't look like there's any nerve damage. There shouldn't be any long-term effect. I'd wait a few weeks before I tested it out, though."
MEREDITH: "Funny. You're a funny man."
DEREK: "I just didn't know you two were dating."
MEREDITH: "You knew it would happen eventually."
DEREK: "Eventually feels a lot different than actually."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, I guess it does."
DEREK: "It's surprisingly painful."
MEREDITH: "It gets better."
DEREK: "Does it?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ALEX: [to Mer] "I heard you broke his penis. Nice!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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