Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABC

JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-"
CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?"
JOE: "I brought a pie."
CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!"
JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?"

CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."

"I'm in the woods. With shotguns and liquor and car talk. It's like Deliverance out here."


MEREDITH: [about her patient] "He was looking at me."
DEREK: "He wasn't looking at you."
MEREDITH: "He was!"
DEREK: "The CT report says he wasn't."
MEREDITH: "Do you want to argue with what I know I saw?"
DEREK: "No, Meredith. I don't want to argue with you any more."

CRISTINA: [to Izzie, re: Burke] "What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?" [pauses] "I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off."

MIRANDA: "Dr. Kent."
MIRANDA: "I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you-"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. I don't like mistakes."
MIRANDA: "I don't make mistakes."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR -- this guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?"
MIRANDA: "The Nazi?"
VISITING DOCTOR: "He gets a great word of mouth, a stellar rep. Balls the size of Texas."
MIRANDA: "That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Do you know him or not?"
MIRANDA: "Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out."
VISITING DOCTOR: "For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain three. Page me if you get confused."
MIRANDA: "I'll be sure to do that."

"Surgeries, Grey! Lots and lots of surgeries. The stupidity of the human race, Grey. Be thankful for that."


[narrating] "Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, and denying it doesn't change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world, head on, guns blazing... Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt. It's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?"


[crying uncontrollably] "Make... make it stop, make it stop... Somebody sedate me!"

Displaying quotes 172 - 180 of 576 in total