CRISTINA: "Look at George. He's cowering behind the picket line like a little girl."
SYDNEY: "Standing up for what he believes in, that's my kind of little girl! Am I right?"

CRISTINA: "Ow. Ow. Ow."
SYDNEY: "Am I hurting you?"
CRISTINA: "No you're touching me."

"Here you are! You guys look like a great group! Which is awesome, because my horoscope said it was going to be a very challenging day! But no! This is great, we're going to have so much fun!"


"You know why I stopped being a nurse? Doctors. Doctors who don't know how to pitch in."


OLIVIA: "Change your own bedpans, Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Yeah, well enjoy your syphilis, Olivia."

DEREK: "I was being nice to her."
DEREK: "I can be nice to her without being-"
CRISTINA: "McDreamy, I know."
DEREK: "I really can."
DEREK: "Okay then."

PRESTON: "I know it was probably you who convinced Cristina. She's very strong, but she listens to you. If you told her to move in... Anyway. Thank you."
MEREDITH: "No problem."

MEREDITH: "You have an increased level of serotonin in the blood."
PRESTON: "Which creates a false sense of euphoria."
TOM: "So Naomi’s not actually this happy? She just has a tumor?"
PRESTON: "Exactly."
TOM: "Thank God!"
NAOMI: "You people with your tumors. I tell you, I’m infected with love!"

[to Meredith] "You know, you are a gorgeous young woman. Look at you! You know, you should smile more."


"Destructive, aggressive hell-dog available!"


DEREK: "Yes, compassion, It's an emotion. Have you ever heard of it?"
CRISTINA: "Have you? She's barely back on her feet and you've got her calling you McDreamy again. You know, I was just telling the patient the truth. You might want to try it sometime."

"Everybody's a liar."


Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

DEREK: "Come on, have a drink."
MEREDITH: "I can't have a drink, I'm celibate."
JOE: "You mean sober? She means sober."
MEREDITH: "No, I mean celibate. I'm practicing celibacy. Drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y. Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing you know I'm naked. My point is that I'm celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity, so I'm making a sweater."
DEREK: "You? Celibate? I don't buy it."
MEREDITH: "No more men."
ADDISON: "No more men? Really? You? I'm just asking, because we're friends."
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
DEREK: "Oh... ouch."
MEREDITH: "Or Mark."
ADDISON: [walks away] "Okay, I'm going to sit over there now."
MEREDITH: "Sorry. Or, remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?"
DEREK: "You're making a sweater."
MEREDITH: "I'm making a sweater."

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."