[narrating] "Disappearances happen in science. Disease can suddenly fade away, tumors go missing, and we open someone up to discover the cancer is gone. It's unexplained. It’s rare, but it happens. We call it mis-diagnosis. Say we never saw it in the first place, any explanation but the truth. That life is full of vanishing acts. If something that we didn’t know we had disappears... do we miss it?"

MEREDITH

[stares at Mark, Preston, Derek] "All alone! Do any of you even know what that's like? Lives with Cristina ... digs the perfect 12-year old ... Manwhore! His wife left him! After 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies! Now leave him be."

ADDISON

RICHARD: "Men who... have gray hair are noticed less than men who... don't."
DEREK: "By who?"
RICHARD: "Well..."
PRESTON: "By the ladies?"
MARK: [coughs trying not to laugh]
DEREK: "Looks good Chief."
RICHARD: "Very natural."

PRESTON: [to the Chief] "What happened to your hair?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be."
MARK: "He dyed it."
DEREK: "But why?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be!"
DEREK: "What are you doing?"
PRESTON: "Okay... but why?"

MEREDITH: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
IZZIE: "Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night. Everything. Including a tub of butter. There's not judgement here."

MEREDITH: "I'm a surgeon. I do the rescuing. You are not my knight in shining whatever."
DEREK: "So we're gonna fight because I pulled you out of the tub."
MEREDITH: "You have a place. You could sleep at it. And then you don't have to pull me out of the bathtub. You're everywhere, all the time, saying things."
DEREK: "This is the happy ever after part. And in the happily ever after, the guy is there all the time, saying things and the girls love it!"
MEREDITH: "Go to work, I'll see you there."
DEREK: "And just for the record? I am your knight in shining whatever."

DEREK: "Your Mother! Look, your Mother was lucid and she said some things, and now she's-"
MEREDITH: "Gone! And everything's back to normal, it's not a big deal."
DEREK: "Yeah, except she's having heart surgery today."
MEREDITH: [sighs]
DEREK: "Hey. Do you want me to talk to the Chief? I know you have the Triage thing today, but he'll give you the day off."
MEREDITH: "Stop. I do not need rescuing."
DEREK: "You would've drowned in the bathtub had I not been there."

MEREDITH: "I was taking a bath!"
DEREK: "That's not a bath, I know what a bath looks like."

IZZIE: "Hey! It's the little woman. So what are your plans now? You're not moving in, are you?"
CALLIE: "Nice."
GEORGE: "Wait, Callie."
CALLIE: "Forget it."
GEORGE: "Unbelievable. People, you're supposed to be my friends. My closest friends. Callie is a big- She's the most important part of my life now. If you wanna drive her away, and you're masters of it, you'll do it. But if she's gone, I'm gone. She's my wife. Calliope Iphigenia Torres is my wife. Don't you dare."
IZZIE: "Okay."

MEREDITH: "How's George?"
IZZIE: "Medically he's fine, emotionally he's a little stunted if you ask me. You don't marry the rebound girl. Am I right?"
CRISTINA: "You don't marry anyone on a whim."
MEREDITH: "No, he needs our support."
IZZIE: "He doesn't need us, he's got his Vegas show-wife."

CRISTINA: "Dr. Grey, I need to ask you. Will it get in my way? Can I have both? Can I be a great surgeon and have a life? Because there is this man who just asked me to marry him and I know you tried to have both, but you split up with Meredith's dad. And I know this is none of my business."
ELLIS: "It is none of your business... and... I didn't try hard enough."

GEORGE: [about the patient] "She's toxic."
OLIVIA: "Callie? Yeah, a lot of us feel that way."

Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes

I wanted to come over here this morning to tell you... But now all I want to tell you is that I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you forever. And now you have a choice to make. I want you to take all the time you need, I don't want to rush you, but I love you. Just take your time. Because when I had to make a choice... I chose wrong.

Derek

What, so all of a sudden I'm the president of people with crappy lives?

Meredith