Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes
"Start over, Meredith. Start fresh."
MARK
"Mountain men in the wild, men being men!"
DEREK
CRISTINA: "You're going camping?"
PRESTON: "Yes."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
MEREDITH: "Number one: No flirting. Second: No talking about Derek and C: No giving me the face."
MARK: "The face?"
MEREDITH: "The McSteamy face. Doesn't work on me. I'm immune."
MARK: "If I'd gone off to the woods, I would've invited you to keep me warm."
MEREDITH: "Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3."
MEREDITH: "Okay, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing, or whatever."
MARK: "The Dirty Mistresses Club has rules? Gosh, I didn't think a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about these, uh, rules."
"I'm out of my element here. I break bones for a living, I used to live in the basement, most days I wear last night's eyeliner to work, and I don't give a crap about what other people think of me. Because I'm a happily independent and successful woman and I like it that way, only when you say stuff like this, it just makes things too hard. So please, don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me."
CALLIE
RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]
MARK: "Nancy-pants?"
NANCY: [smiles] "Hey loser."
MARK: "I wish Derek told me you were coming to visit."
NANCY: "Oh, like he tells you anything these days."
MARK: "I'm working on that."
NANCY: "What are you doing here, Mark? Are you trying to torture him?"
MARK: "He's my family, Nancy. Plus I needed a change of pace.... Plus I slept with my tennis partner's wife and he bought a gun."
NANCY: "There it is!"
"McDreamy's sister is McBitchy."
IZZIE
NANCY: "Okay, the trailer sucks but in the light of day, the land's nice. Seattle's pretty in the daylight. Plus you have your thing for ferries, so-"
DEREK & MEREDITH: "Ferry boats."
NANCY: "Right. Whatever."
DEREK: "Dr. Stevens, uh, Meredith, this is my sister, Nancy."
NANCY: "Hi."
MEREDITH: "Sister."
DEREK: "Yeah."
MEREDITH: [smiles] "Right. You're one of Derek's sisters."
NANCY: "I knew you didn't think I was the wife seeing as you already ran her off."
DEREK: "Dr. Stevens, [sees Meredith] welcome-"
IZZIE: "Hey Dr. Shepherd."
DEREK: "Back."
IZZIE: "Okay."
DEREK: "Uh, Meredith, Meredith-"
IZZIE: "Sorry, it's not like I can leave. I gotta stay by my boss' side."
NANCY: "Oops, I take it that was the slutty intern you cheated on Addison with?"
DEREK: "She's not slutty. What are you doing here?"
NANCY: "You bailed on Thanksgiving and Christmas and you live in a trailer and you're getting a divorce and then there's the slutty intern."
DEREK: "I really don't like you."
NANCY: "You love me."
