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Greys-anatomy

Callie: Watch out, she's smitten.
Alex: No she's not.

Stop facebooking my mom!

Jackson

Meredith: This is going to turn out like Rebecca.
Cristina: Oh, smashed up face? That was bad.
Meredith: She's going to fall for you, then go crazy, then pee on my couch.

Lexie removed a tumor from a patient today and now he thinks we corked her.

Meredith

Jackson: I'm not going to give my mother the satisfaction.
Sloan: It's not your mother who you should be worried about satisfying.

Where's your hot tourist?

Sloan

I like to think that everyone lives a very full life when I'm done with them.

Mrs. Avery

Derek: Come back to me.
Meredith: What's to miss in Neuro?
Derek: Me.

Alex: I felt bad that I had to sit with you all night so you didn't cry yourself to sleep over your sad premie.
Morgan: He has a brain bleed!

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