Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 8 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 8 Episode 6: "Poker Face"

Meredith: Are you two talking yet or just having sex?
Cristina: Not just sex. Hot, dirty, stand on my head sex.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Cristina: Wearing the vagina squad scrubs in public? We have standards, Mer.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Lexie: Can you go have sex with him so he'll be nicer?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Lexie: So, I'm a tumor mule?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 5: "Love, Loss and Legacy"

Meredith: They say the inability to accept loss is a form of insanity, it's probably true. But sometimes, it's the only way to stay alive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sloan: Don't count out Lexie Grey until you meet her. She's smart, she's beautiful, she's perfect.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sloan: I dont know about you, but I'd say that's just about the pinkest penis I've ever seen.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Sloan: I'm not a tummy tycoon!
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Sloan: He's got a great set of hands, you should be proud.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Cristina: How small are your balls?
Alex: Meredith didn't talk to me for weeks for messing up her life. The balls are pretty small.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine Avery: You keep looking at this thing like it's going to bite you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: I'm told you're dating a nurse. And kudos to you, who doesn't love nurses?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lexie: You meant...really? He arranged for you to go visit your sister at the exact time his mother comes into town. I guess he's not really that into you or he would want you to meet his mother like a normal person.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Meredith: No, you had a mother. Jackson and I had surgeons who procreated. It's just a little complicated.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 4: "What Is It About Men"

April: Dibs on footprint face!
 • Rating: 1.8 / 5.0

Alex: Her? You have nerd chub for Kepner?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Shepherd just kicked me off neuro because I don't piss myself every time I see a spine. The guy is a douche.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Webber: This is my sexy zombie nurse!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sloan: Look at him, looking like he runs the place.
Webber: He kind of does.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Sloan: You know you're the chief, not the sheriff.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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