Renard: Look, we did have some good times together.
Adalind: Is *that* what you're looking for? More "good times"?

Rosalee [Monroe is working on a self-winding watch]: Well, I'm going to bed, and unless you join me in the next few minutes, you're going to be the one who's self-winding tonight!
Monroe: ...and I'm done!

Well, electable or not, none of *us* are voting for him tomorrow! [Everyone stares at him.] ...just for the record...

Monroe [about Renard]

Let me make this perfectly clear -- you and I don't have complete control here. Welcome home!

Renard

Conrad Bonaparte [about Nick]: We will find him.
Adalind: But I won't have helped.

Nick: Where's my son?!
Renard: He's safe.
Nick: You're not.
Renard: Neither are you. But we still need to talk.

Nick [about the Magic Stick]: So, does it prove God exists?
Trubel [alarmed]: Damn, that's kinda big!

I think there is a choice, even when there appears to be none. But it's the reaction that determines whether the choice is good or bad, not the person who makes it.

Eve

Renard: Nick, sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to let them go.
Nick: And sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to kill the people who threaten them!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

I can fry water!

Hank [defending his culinary skills]

Got a wound on his jugular. And by 'wound,' I mean someone chewed him up with a chain saw. Fun stuff!

Sgt. Franco [about a dead body]

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank