Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
Max [to Penny]
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
Penny [about Dave's perm]
Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!
Max
Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.
Max
That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.
Max
Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.
Alex
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
Seriously I got stuck with the check again? What's the point of having white friends?
Brad
Look at all this hair, I look like Gene Wilder.
Brad
The only Orlando I like starts with Tony or ends with Bloom.
Derrick
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
