Happy Endings

Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 21: "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)"

Penny: My prom date was one of those murderball champions.
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Jane: Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.
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Max [to Alex]: Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad: And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
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Max: If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.
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Alex: Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?
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Max: I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.
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Penny: Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.
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Derek: Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.
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Season 2 Episode 20: "Big White Lies"

Max [to Penny]: You're not the only one who's good at this game Emily Thorne.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max [about Dave]: He was threatening to blow up this whole operation so I had to go ghost prots on him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alex: I'm Ellen. I feel like if I'm gonna be a lesbian I might as well go straight to the top!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: This is gonna be so much. I'm gonna get a penis shaped cake and a penis pinata.
Penny: It's a baby shower, not a bachelorette party.
Alex: Right right, ok what kind of penis stuff should I get?
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Jane: No I'm not pretending I'm pregnant anymore. This is not eighth grade gym class.
 • Rating: Unrated

Daphne: Seeing Jane married and pregnant has made you regret turning down the world's greatest guy.
Alex: John Krasinsky?
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Alex [to Dave]: It'll be like "Three's Company!" I'll be adorable Chrissie, Max can be hilarious and you can be Janet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rockstars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: I think you mean Dr. Phil.
Penny: C'mon it's a PHD. Everybody calm down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Check it out, the trash can stove. Or as I call it, the "trove."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 19: "You Snooze, You Bruise"

Max: You should watch the gay history channel.
Dave: That's a real thing?
Derek: Yeah it's called Bravo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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