Happy Endings

Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 17: "The Kerkovich Way"

Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane [about Brad]: Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brad [about Meryl Streep]: I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: You'd think baby number three would just fall out!
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dave: What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 16: "Cocktails & Dreams"

Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Colin Hanks: There's 2 things I always say. 1: Yes, that Hanks. 2: Fame doesn't change you, it changes your friends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: Ooo floor bacon!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Drunk Jane loves a good cleaning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dave: I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "The Butterfly Effect Effect"

Dave: Are you ready for the annual Brad and Jane spring smackdown?!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad [to Jane]: I'm not the one who always goes out to the terrace to stretch because quote, the perv across the way needs to eat too!
 • Rating: Unrated

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