Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?
Penny
I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.
Jane
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
Brad [to Jane]
Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.
Alex
Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"
Penny
Yeah, that curse should be scared of us because we are a bunch of criminals and sex addicts with terrible judgement and we can ruin anything we put our minds to. And you know what? We're going to ruin that stupid curse.
Jane
Yes I went to her prom but only because I was writing a newspaper story for the Chicago Sun Times and my boss Gary Marshall was breathing down my neck!
Dave
Alright Jackie, let's just be honest, you're not my favorite, but tonight is not about us it's about my friend Penny's birthday. And I'm sorry that last year I called you an underage slut etc but if there's anyway that you could bring us some food that isn't laced with your bodily fluids it would really help us out of a jam.
Alex
Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.
Brad [to Dave]
He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.
Brad
If we didn't want to get caught, we'd have sex at home.
Jane
The curse of Max's lovehandles has struck again.
Max
