Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
I look like a quaalude dealer.
Dave
You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
Penny [about Dave's perm]
He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.
Brad
All codes are off!!!
Max [to Dave]
I was too busy working to get work married.
Jane
It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!
Brad
Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.
Brad [to Jane]
I went playground, you went hairband.
Max
It's called Hollywood, not Hollyfriends.
Max
I picked up my knitting again and you better believe I don't stick to conventional stitches.
Jane
You know what else was a great choice? How you never had Dave say the name of the truck, it's like one of those bars that doesn't have a sign and only the cool people know about it.
Alex
Max: Dude I'm the Dave whisperer.
Dave: Yeah but can you do it for no money?
Max: I bartered for this outfit using only illegal Mexican candy, I think I got this.
