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Haven

William: And yet I know an awful lot about you.
Lexie: About me? Like what?
William: Like, you think your name's Lexie, but it's not. In fact, you're someone else entirely.
Lexie: Congratulations. You just won a prize for the creepiest pickup line ever.

You're not wearing Claire, so you're not allowed to shrink me.

Duke

Audrey: Have you, ah, have you heard of The Troubles?
Amnesia Man: Is that a band or something?

Go through the basement. There's a man named Duke waiting for you. He has long hair, but you can trust him.

Nathan

Now don't let them cut this shirt off, it's a winner.

Will

Audrey: I'm pretty busy now Duke!
Duke: I just thought you might like to know there is a very large, naked man eating raw fish by the south dock. Kind of looks like he should be in a Bow-Flex commercial. By that I mean he's like jacked, juiced...now he's staring at me.

Audrey: What's with all these mirrors?
Duke: Rich people. They're narcissists.

I've hallucinated before. It's much better than this.

Duke

Sarah: You can't call a girl incredible and just walk away. Explain yourself.
Nathan: I guess I do have some explaining to do.

Audrey: It's just I, I think I'm past therapy.
Claire: Nobody is past it.
Audrey: I've been trapped in a snow globe, I've fought shadows and I've been almost killed machines.

Duke: You know, maybe Crockers aren't supposed to live together. Like rhinos.
Wade: Rhinos?

You know, you didn't actually have to throw those away. You could have given them to me for recreational purposes.

Duke
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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.

Duke

Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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