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Duke: I was a cop?
Audrey: Yeah, a really good one.
Duke: And William shot me? I gotta get a bigger gun.

You gotta get this idea out of your head that you're some saviour here to fix the Troubles. The real you? You made the Troubles. Why do you think you're the one who has to come back to Haven over and over? Why do you think you're the one who has to deal with the Troubles? You made them.


William: Here's what you don't know. Deep down, you like the Troubles. Hell, you want the Troubles.
Audrey: I don't know what you're talking about.
William: No, you don't.

Your Dr. Douche has a family.


Boy am I glad to see you. Has this day been freaky or what?


Audrey: Vandalism? That's what you're worried about?
Duke: I know. This town is going to hell.

I am seriously so over this. What kind of Trouble takes my shoes?


There's a Trouble in your bed, and I think we should check it out.

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