Haven

Haven Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 7: "Magic Hour"

Duke: Ya know, I am all for Audrey staying on vantage. But you don't want to scare the guy. So I'm just suggesting, start soft. You know, small talk. Colorado Avalanche. I don't, personally, but some people do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 6: "Real Estate"

Nathan: You're right. It started as a case for me. But it's not for me. Not any more.
Jordan: You know, everyone says that my curse is that my touch hurts people. But that's not it.
Nathan: It's that you can't be touched.
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Duke: I've hallucinated before. It's much better than this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Audrey: Hey, I got a question for you. As my doctor, not as my cheerleader vampire slayer.
Claire: Hold on, changing hats. Okay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: She didn't go out the front door, because the front door? Is gone.
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Audrey: What's with all these mirrors?
Duke: Rich people. They're narcissists.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jordan: So we can kiss again, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: No costume?
Audrey? Me? Dress up as someone else? No. I feel like I do that every day of my life. I could have actually been a cheerleader at one...
Claire: I'm a vampire slayer.
Audrey: Sure, that's cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: It amazes me how some men struggle with chivalry.
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Season 3 Episode 5: "Double Jeopardy"

Jordan: My people help the Troubled, and we do it any way we can.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: Yeah, well now that I am a good man, I'm going to do about three years worth of back taxes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: Feminine ideal? More like a terminator made of plaster.
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Duke: One good thing about the troubles. At least I got to meet Audrey Parker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Duke, you'll stay with me tonight.
Duke: I sleep in the raw.
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Nathan: So we've got a peeping tom without eyeballs and a child abuser with broken bones, both found in locked rooms.
Duke: Parking tickets. Yeah. She attacked my car first, and then she went after the Grey Gull, which apparently is operating under a questionable liquor license.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: Oh, I'm really ready for this day to be over.
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Nathan: Parker, the bolt gun killer has the tattoo. He's one of the guard, and I'm getting in with them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: They took his eyes out with a spoon. His eyes.
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Season 3 Episode 4: "Over My Head"

Nathan: I'd like to talk to you again.
Jordan: Cause this went so well.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: Nathan, I don't think this is about you not trusting me. I think you're pissed because Audrey does.
 • Rating: Unrated

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