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The woman that William wants me to remember, my original self, her name is Mara.


Jennifer: You're living with an illegal alien, Duke.
Duke: Hey, I know a person who does green cards.

You felt her. You felt your original self, and you liked it.


William: How about a kiss for luck?
Audrey: Come any closer and I'll punch you in the face. It'll be worth my own black eye.

You can do whatever you want with Audrey Parker -- go steady, take her to the prom. I only want the original.


You are Audrey Parker. You don't give people Troubles. You save them.


We're gonna have to start calling you Obi Wan. You're our only hope.


Jennifer: How do you feel about dating Hermoine?
Duke: Well, you know, we all have our stuff. I snore when I drink red wine.
Jennifer: Yes you do. Very loudly.
Duke: Very loudly

I don't want the magic beeping book. You keep it.


Sweet van you guys. What, you didn't want to spring for the airbrushed unicorn?


Nathan: Jennifer can do that?
Dwight: As far as I can tell, everyone younger than me can do that.

OK - We've all seen Real Bigfoot Housewives. Nobody takes these conspiracy guys seriously.

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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.


Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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