Haven

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Haven

The woman that William wants me to remember, my original self, her name is Mara.

Audrey

Jennifer: You're living with an illegal alien, Duke.
Duke: Hey, I know a person who does green cards.

You felt her. You felt your original self, and you liked it.

Duke

William: How about a kiss for luck?
Audrey: Come any closer and I'll punch you in the face. It'll be worth my own black eye.

You can do whatever you want with Audrey Parker -- go steady, take her to the prom. I only want the original.

William

You are Audrey Parker. You don't give people Troubles. You save them.

Nathan

We're gonna have to start calling you Obi Wan. You're our only hope.

Duke

Jennifer: How do you feel about dating Hermoine?
Duke: Well, you know, we all have our stuff. I snore when I drink red wine.
Jennifer: Yes you do. Very loudly.
Duke: Very loudly

I don't want the magic beeping book. You keep it.

Jennifer

Sweet van you guys. What, you didn't want to spring for the airbrushed unicorn?

Duke

Nathan: Jennifer can do that?
Dwight: As far as I can tell, everyone younger than me can do that.

OK - We've all seen Real Bigfoot Housewives. Nobody takes these conspiracy guys seriously.

Duke
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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.

Duke

Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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