Danny: Don't do it, don't get married.
Chin Ho: Thank you for the support.
Danny: Just find a woman you hate ---
Everyone Else: ...and buy her a house!

Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.

Steve: I am sincerely sorry, that is what I was trying to tell you, last year, when this conversation started.
Danny: Your apology is noted, acceptance is pending.

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?

Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.

You can't own a wave, and while we are on the subject; Spam is not part of any food group that I care to recognize and last but not least, an appetizer should never ever, under any circumstances be referred to as "poo poo."

Danny

Danny: Roads have asphalt; this is dirt on a cliff.
Steve: Scared?
Danny: No I'm not scared, I am rationally concerned.

Steve: Hey Fryer [punches him when he looks over] Nobody messes with my team.
Fryer: [dabs blood from lip] Duly noted Commander.

Tong: Those are dummy grenades
Danny: Ok, hang on to this. [hands grenade, pulls pin] If it's a dummy you will be fine, we'll be outside.
Tong: Wait! Fine, it's live
Chin Ho: You've been hanging around Steve too long.

Danny: I love pancakes in the afternoon.
Steve: I like pancakes.
Danny: You do? You seem more like napalm in the morning kind of guy.

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

So, our Torch is an exterminator. Anybody else see the irony in that?

Grover

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?