You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.

Danno

McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

Danny: I knew it... Cargo pants.
Steve: Book em' Danno.
Danny: You could have just said hello.

McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.

Steve: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?
Danny: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!

Steve: So this stalker is what 10?
Danny: Ted Bundy was 10 once.
Steve: Yes he was..... Yes he was

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?

Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.

Kono: You ever wish you chose another line of work?
Chin: Everyday... Never.

McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.

Steve: I thought I told you to stay put.
McKay: Hmm. I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.