Hawaii Five-0
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Because of one day, my daughter will never know what it's like to board a plan without being groped or harassed for 45 minutes.
Danny
Wow this guy has got it all. Ruffles, stage presence and the most important quality when it comes to impersonating Elvis. Swagger.
Jerry
Danny: So the question is, did he work alone or with someone?
Steve: No, terrorist don't work alone, they work in cells. That way if one guy goes down, his buddy comes in and finishes the job.
Danny: You just said the T word.
Steve: Does this look like the end of something to you? Because to me this is just the beginning.
Danny: A guy uses a knife with this symbol on it to cut out a girl's organs; what does that mean?
Steve: This was a ritualistic murder.
True fact, nothing good has ever happened in an alley after midnight.
Danny
Grover: Can I get a strawberry daiquiri?
Steve: Did you say strawberry daiquiri?
Grover: I am comfortable in my manhood brother.
Steve: Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.
Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.
That's why our boat-jacker was in a dingy, he was fleeing a crime scene.
Steve
[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?
Danny
As an aging man, my time is at a premium, so what brings you two down or did you just want to sit here posing as garage sale bookends.
March
Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.
Which one of you has the lowest standards, because I am here.
Nolan
