If you don't like the weather in Hawaii, wait ten minutes.

Kono

Chin: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Steve: Rough commute.

I know what it is like to have your family turn their back on you. Let me give you a little bit of advice. Keep moving forward, because you still have a shot at redemption. If not for your son, at least for yourself.

Chin

He called it his inheritance and as far as he was concerned you were dead to him.

Chin

The smoke seen in the dream now rises.

Hawaiian Proverb

Like I always said, only three things are sure in life. Death, taxes and Clay Maxwell ordering Giordano's on a Thursday night.

Grover

I was gonna mail these back to your brides, but I see you got enough trouble waiting for you on the other side.

Grover

Which one of you has the lowest standards, because I am here.

Nolan

Steve: Promise me one thing buddy.
Danny: What?
Steve:Gracie will get her college degree online.
Steve: Why would you even say her name here?

Whatever it is that she saw, it literally scared her to death.

Max

Jake: Glad to see you reining in those man boobs.
Mickey: You what this means? I hooked up last night.

You are gonna spend the night in a cell, and I am gonna spend the night on a plane back to Chicago. And I am gonna talk to Leanne in person, and then I am gonna search your house, and I am gonna search your car, and I am gonna search your locker and I am gonna talk to your friends. I am gonna talk to your neighbors. I am gonna talk to your pastor. I am gonna talk to everybody you know down to the guy that shines your shoes. And anything you think I can do to help you Clay, any favor I can call in, any length that I can go to, any power or influence I might have I am gonna use all of that to lock your ass up. Smoke on that.

Grover

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.