Hawaii Five-0

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Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?

Danny

Steve: She goes in; Five-O goes in behind her.
Fryer: Done, answer it!

Chin Ho: You ok Max?
Max: [drops make-shift dagger and nods]

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

You know I never really got that one. Who puts a cat in a bag?

Kono

Research is my super power.

Jerry

Steve McGarrett: I'm not gonna catch your ass if you fall
Danno: I'd rather you don't catch me if I fall, okay..

WoFat: You are not gonna kill me. Are you? Brother?
Steve: You are not my brother.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?