Steve: This is great for us.
Danny: I hate you.

Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

Sang: I taught him everything I know
Lori: Oh yeah, where's that? Vidal Sasoon School for bad guys?

I've been calling you like you owe me money.

Danno

I know that you hate me right now and I don't blame you for hating me. But I am telling you now, we have a son and there is something wrong and that something wrong could kill him.

Rachel

Danny: Where you going?
Steve: We are going to Roland's house, these guys are thieves, I want to know what you are after.
Danny [pointing off the roof]: That way, you're going?
Steve [turns around towards stairs]: Shut up.

There comes a time when moms leave the nest, Jer.

Chin

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Steve: I am sincerely sorry, that is what I was trying to tell you, last year, when this conversation started.
Danny: Your apology is noted, acceptance is pending.

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Gutches: You have room for a few more on this.... What are you calling it?
Joe: Humanitarian Mission...
Gutches: Righhhhhht.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: This is great for us.
Danny: I hate you.

Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.