Cordova: Do it. I'm dying anyway. There's nobody here. Nobody will ever know what went down. Call it self-defense.
Steve: There is no way I'm going to make it that easy for you.
Cordova: It's like this or I go out the slow way. I'm tired of that option. So you pull the trigger or I will.

Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.

Holy Mullet!

Lori

Put your hands behind your back, don't make me shoot you again.

Danny

I'm fine. I like hospital food, you know that. I checked in for the weekend.

Danno

Chin: Listen, I hope you know that everything I did was to protect you.
Malia: I didn't want your protection, Chin. I wanted- When it was over between us everyone thought I was the one who left you. That really hurt.

Lori: That's shrimp flavored ice cream?
Kamekona: [nod]
Lori: Huh, that's...interesting
Steve: I'm good
Joe: I'm full

Karen: Really, I don't because they're not a couple.
Karen's husband: So what Karen, they're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time, and they don't have sex. Sounds a lot like our marriage to me.

No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.

Danno

Steve: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?
Danny: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!

Hanna: Why do you dress like that? You're in Hawaii.
Danny: It's my style.
Hanna: It's not a style, it's a bad habit.

That is a box for a Betmax tape not VHS. VHS was actually 8% larger than Betas. Incidentally, they were inferior in every way.

Jerry

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Cordova: Do it. I'm dying anyway. There's nobody here. Nobody will ever know what went down. Call it self-defense.
Steve: There is no way I'm going to make it that easy for you.
Cordova: It's like this or I go out the slow way. I'm tired of that option. So you pull the trigger or I will.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?