Hawaii Five-0
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Being a spy wasn't the only thing you were good at, Mom.
McGarrett [to Doris]
You know what they used to call me at your age? Sugarfoot.
Grover [to Will]
Are you familiar with the phrase 'No glove, no love'?
Grover [to Will]
I don't want to be the cool dad. The cool dad has the teenager that ends up pregnant, or in jail, or both.
Danny
Kono: You need to let this go. Look, I get it. You love that little girl, you want to protect her. It's actually really sweet.
Chin: But you don't approve of my tactics.
Kono: I'm in no position to judge. But I do feel sorry for your future daughter. God help that child.
Grover [to those at the poker game]: It's a little puppy love. He ain't going to over-react to something like that.
McGarrett: Danny? [laughter breaks out.]
I was 15 years old once. So that automatically makes me suspicious of your every thought, not to mention the thoughts that you have when you're asleep. Unfortunately, now I have to watch you like a hawk.
Danny [to Will]
What can I say, brudda? The Dog is off his leash.
Dog
Grover: You know, I taught him those moves.
Danny: Don't teach him any more moves. Those are enough moves right there. He doesn't need any more of your moves.
Jerry: You look every bit as good as your avatar.
Susie: Thanks, I think.
Jerry: Is this water ...
Chin: Distilled? Yeah, I know how you feel about tap water.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.