Hawaii Five-0
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Hediki: It took ...
Jessie: You can say balls.
Hediki: It took courage to return this to me.
Mr. Hideki. What are the odds?
Jessie [to Hideki]
Kamekona; You should have ashamed, taking advantage of an old man.
Vito: Hey! Go easy on the old man stuff.
Kamekona: Sorry.
Thug: Is that a wire?
Mechanic: Yup, you've got cops listening to you.
Tani: Hey, Junes. How do you manage not to get bitten?
Junior: I don't know. Maybe you're a lot taster than me.
Tani: That goes without saying.
Vito: [The statue] is a conversation piece.
Kamekona: It's going to start conversation all right.
Tani: Look at you. You're like Eliot Ness.
Adam: Yeah. But I don't know who my Al Capone is.
No pressure. This is the most important case you'll ever work.
Steve [to Pua]
Danny: Maybe you should get a shock collar for him, have it go off every time he calls you 'sir.'
Steve: Maybe I should get two, one for you every time you say something stupid.
My first 30 minutes on the outside isn't going the way I thought.
Jessie [to Adam]
Tani: You think someone missed Hinckley so badly that they dug up his corpse, like Norman Bates?
Grover: We've seen weirder.
You really don't know how this works, do you?
Kamekona [to Pua]