Junior: Why do I need backup?
McGarrett: No, no, you misunderstand. You are the backup. Baby steps.

What's with the stink eye? I thought I was your Uncle Lou.

Grover [to Eddie]

Grover: What happened to you?
Tani: An unexpected swim. You should try it. It was quite refreshing.

McNeil: No one ever retires from the Yakuza.
Adam: Well. there's an exception to every rule.

Adam: Tomorrow's another day, Steve.
McGarrett: Yeah, it is.

Steve, you don't have to convince me. I'm in.

Adam [to McGarrett]

Not of you has the right to complain. You're not a woman sharing a bathroom with three dudes.

Tani

I had to pay for the booze, and the Williams are a family of drinkers.

Future Grover [to Future Danny]

Bomb squad officer: It's a motion-sensitive bomb.
Tani: Cool, cool, cool. So I probably shouldn't have slammed a chair against the glass.
Bomb squad officer: No, that wasn't a good idea.
Tani: Sorry, it's my first bomb.

Are you related to McGarrett or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.

Grover [to bomb squad officer]

Danny's a fighter. He's going to be all right.

Adam [to Eric]

Old Danny: I would have changed my partner.
Old McGarrett: I love you too, buddy. Hey, do me a favor. Blow it out your ass.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.