Popular House of Lies Quotes
Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?
Roscoe
Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.
Marty
It's very cute the way you all are sort of learning at your own pace.
Marty
Shut up, I'm not drunk!
Jeannie
I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.
Jeannie
I bet your dad has to piss vodka just to get a blowie.
Jeannie
Marty: You, the one who started this whole thing from your dorm room while spanking the monkey before your eight o'clock.
Doug: God, he's takin' me back.
Jeannie: Mmm me too.
Don't poke the bear when he's hungry. He was a nightmare on Jenny Craig.
Roscoe
Clyde: Which Clooney was that because I've never seen that in my entire life?
Doug: The Facts Of Life Clooney, TV's everyman.
Clyde: TV Clooney is not the real Clooney unless you're talking about ER then barely maybe one season of Clooney.
I smoked better weed than this with my seventh grade teacher.
Jeannie
There's a lot of blue on this page.
Doug
That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.
Jeremiah
