House of Lies

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Fuckin' Utah!

Marty

You are good unless you screw up.

Marty

Doug: She was smiling at all of us.
Clyde: At your faces yes, but she was smiling at my cock.

Monica: Do you know what a golden shower is?
Roscoe: When it's sunny and it rains?
Monica: Oh that's magical.

When in Rome bitches!

Clyde

Now I would rather blow a deaf donkey than stay in one of these places, but they are undeniably profitable.

Marty
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

When in Rome bitches!

Clyde

Now I would rather blow a deaf donkey than stay in one of these places, but they are undeniably profitable.

Marty
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