House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

Cuddy: She's not massaging your leg.
House: She will. Eventually.

Don't be logical. Be desperate.

Stacy

So, is she as bendy as she looks?

Thirteen

See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.

Cuddy: No procedures. No patient contact.
House: I think I can probably deal with that one.

I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?

Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.

Marisa: You don't believe in God?
House: I did. Then I grew my curly hairs.

Cuddy: You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?
House: That doesn't sound like me.

House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.
Cuddy: Make it two.

House Quotes

House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.

I don't see creed, color, pulse.

House