People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House: We are condemned to useless labor...
Dr. Wilson: Fourth circle of hell. Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry.
House: Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody. Pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless.
Dr. Wilson: You're over two weeks behind in your charting...
(Dr. Cuddy approaches them, and House throws a piece of paper towards her)
House: Oops... I missed!

I killed a man.

Thirteen

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams

Wilson: Sam wants to get to know you better.
House: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let her see me naked.

Religion just killed another person.

Oh, look! A 80s party! Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls behind in your rearview mirror, suddenly it's up ahead like an undead hitchhiker.

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

Chase

My watch must have stopped. Must be a quarter to never.

Wilson

House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?

Ignore her. She's on acid.

Kutner: House decided to humor these parents.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe he had a great cup of coffee, or a tremendous bowel movement.

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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.

House
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