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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams

I'm gonna pretend to go to work now.

I've crossed some line and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.

Chase

And the bitch is back.

We can't even argue on my schedule.

Wilson

I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.

Chase

You euthanized your brother.

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.

House: Yeah. I have to avoid this problem. If I can restrict our interactions to places where neither of us are wearing pants.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, that's not avoiding the problem, it's avoiding the issue.
House: Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, technically, that's not avoiding it. Thanks.

No Spoilers. They ruin everything.

Something you think is more important than a nasty virus possibly spreading through my hospital? That means it's either personal or stupid.

Cuddy
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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.