Popular House Quotes
People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
The opossum was... meant for me!
I don't see creed, color, pulse.
I'll pretend to be macho while a guy stuffs three feet of plastic up my nose. (to Taub) It's too bad it's not your nose. Lots more room to maneuver.Nick
Dr. Wilson: Just think of this as a dream.
Sam: What about House?
Dr. Wilson: I said a dream, not a nightmare.
I'm not stressed... beyond the stress induced by you telling me how stressed I am.
If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.
Kutner: You slept with Foreman?
Thirteen: Sorry, you were busy.
I NEED THE DRUGS! Hmmm... works for Jack Bauer.
Arlene: You think I'm a hypochondriac?
House: Well, let me answer this way: maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.
A friend can't buy an overpriced Italian Espresso machine for another friend without a motive?
Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!