Popular House Quotes
People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
Wilson: What are you doing?
House: Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water.
Wilson: She told me you had taken a Vicodin.
House: And then I took A lot more.
Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn.Wilson
Chase: Why are you trying to screw things up?
House: You got the tense wrong. Things are already screwed up.
Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.
Thirteen: What now?
Wilson: Truth or dare?
Thirteen: No! You don't wanna mess with me.
House: You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out.
Sam: And all this?
House: Phase two if getting to know my enemy.
Thirteen: I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
House: Your life is awesome.
Taub: Dude, is this about Thirteen?
Dr. Foreman: No. Why are you calling me "dude?"
Taub: Maybe its hard seeing House replace her when you've still got feelings?
Dr. Foreman: One - I don't have feelings for Thirteen beyond friendship. Two - it's a temporary replacement. And three - dude?
Taub: It felt right.
[To Thirteen regarding his ankle ankle monitor] Guilty as charged. Literally.