[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...

If you wanna be King, sometimes you need to be willing to take what's yours.

Thirteen

House: So you busted my nose to keep people off your back.
Dr. Chase: Pretty much.
House: Making people even more worried about you.
Dr. Chase: Maybe. But at least they're not talking to me about it.
House: Fair enough.
Dr. Chase: Cheers.

Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.

And a minute ago, he was skulking around in the background like some sort of manipulative Iago.

Nolan

His name is Sarah. Cats are not named that. Women are. What the Freud is that about?

I liked him better when he was on Vicodin.

Chase

House: You're new.
Sam: You're naked.
House: And, for the record, cold.

Something you think is more important than a nasty virus possibly spreading through my hospital? That means it's either personal or stupid.

Cuddy

House: It's uh, bowling night. He'll never forgive me if I don't. Oh, screw it. I'm coming.
Dr. Cuddy: No, no. no. I am not going to be responsible for that. You drugged the man, you go bowling with him.
House: Well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with Wilson.

House: I'll have whatever he's buying.
Dr. Wilson: Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.

What I believe is men are genetically engineered to be jealous.

House Quotes

[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...

House

Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

Wilson