Popular House Quotes
People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...
It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath?? What, do the complications increase exponentially with cup size?Cuddy
I really should have kept Cameron. She knew where to find the sugar.
[To Dr. Park] You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.Wilson
If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.
House: So, and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanton, trolling, muck-covered pig the day before.
Dr. Chase: You're evil. See ya.
House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.
Chase: Why are you trying to screw things up?
House: You got the tense wrong. Things are already screwed up.
I'm dead. How do you want to spend your last five months?House [to Wilson]
Dr. Foreman: Why are you giving me these?
House: Because, while they're all running all these tests, you will be submitting the insurance forms.
Dr. Foreman: There's an entire department for that.
House: Exactly. The Foreman Department. Of which you are the foreman, Foreman.
House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from Vicodin. I've been clean for almost 24 hours now. (Wilson stares) Okay. Thought I'd mention it.
Dr. Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each.
House: That's what she said. Ha.