People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

So, you're saying... you want a prenup. In liquid form.

Dr. Chase (to Cameron)

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.

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House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.

Wilson: We're not gay!
Neighbor: Seriously?

Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!

Park

You had me at "I had to pee."

We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.

Ignore her. She's on acid.

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams

For God's sake, Wilson. You really span the chasm from wishy to washy.

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People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

So, you're saying... you want a prenup. In liquid form.

Dr. Chase (to Cameron)
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