People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

Dr. Foreman: I'm sorry. We need to remove your eye.
Apple: My eye?
House: A moment ago you thought you were dying. Blind's actually good news.

Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!

Park

I gotta see if our patient is a unicorn, or just a slutty horse.

On your back. Port side.

Masters

The opossum was... meant for me!

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase

That was totally courageous of Khloe to tweet about her weight gain.

Is this hell? An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?

I've been told that some people are just nice.

[said to Dr. Park] Oh, you don't want to bet me.

He's always been a complicated child.

Blythe

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Dr. Foreman: I'm sorry. We need to remove your eye.
Apple: My eye?
House: A moment ago you thought you were dying. Blind's actually good news.