People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

I'd like to date her, in the sense that I'd like to jump her repeatedly.

No Spoilers. They ruin everything.

Taub: What do you think of this glitch with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
Thirteen: It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people.

Call me when he's stable — or dead.

Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.

House: You're an irrational patriot. I'll put that another way: you're a patriot.

House: You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out.
Sam: And all this?
House: Phase two if getting to know my enemy.

Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

Death is a consequence, not a symptom.

Yeah, and that girl dropped the charges against Kobe. Doesn't mean that he should call her and see if she's free to get a sundae.

Wilson

I can understand your confusion. I ate a baby for lunch today.

Wilson

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Talk to our little Gossip Girl.

House