People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

Dr. Cuddy: House, I've got a DYFS home visit on Friday.
House: And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...

House: So you busted my nose to keep people off your back.
Dr. Chase: Pretty much.
House: Making people even more worried about you.
Dr. Chase: Maybe. But at least they're not talking to me about it.
House: Fair enough.
Dr. Chase: Cheers.

You have decades of experience dating and be attracted to losers.

House [to Cuddy]

(to Wilson) Holding things in can give you cancer!

Connections are for airports.

Don't be logical. Be desperate.

Stacy

Look, I have a cane and I know how to use it.

You're growth might be good for the bottom line, but ours allows us to save lives.

Cuddy

I'm just trying to get you out of here because underneath this sheet, stuff is going on.

Masters: That makes no logical sense.
House: This is not a door to logical sense. Also, shut up.

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

We need to check out Middle Earth. Foreman, take Frodo and break bread with the Hobbits.

House