You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams

I'm gonna pretend to go to work now.

I've crossed some line and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.

Chase

And the bitch is back.

Chase: I give her a day, two days at the most.
House: Great! You be the clock. Everyone else be the doctor.

Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.

House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.

Dr. Foreman: So, making out okay, meal's too intimate?
Thirteen: I don't wanna kiss you again, either.

(to House) Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted. Jagger. And you're right. You can't always get what you want, but as it turns out, if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

Dr. Cuddy

Have sex. Fight. Or quit. Whatever you're doing now isn't working.

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams