Our entire relationship is about you. My dying is about me!

Wilson

Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?

I think it's time to accept you're smarter than me.

House (to Wilson)

From what I hear, nothing black is tiny. Except your penis.

House [to Foreman]

I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk thinking I need to be analyzed.

Death;s not interesting. You exist for what's interesting.

Kutner

Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.

I know you'll do the honest thing. You'll lie.

House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.

Don't be logical. Be desperate.

Stacy

Is this hell? An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?

I'm dead. How do you want to spend your last five months?

House [to Wilson]

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy