House "Family Practice" Quotes
Dr. Foreman: Aren't there other ways of keeping Masters occupied?
House: Not according to my sexual harassment seminar.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Taub: You bugged her room?
House: I absolutely, without apology, will admit that someone may have allegedly done so.
Masters: Guess we can pass unethical and skip straight to illegal.
House: Not according to the recent Supreme Court case of Bite vs. Me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Arlene: You think I'm a hypochondriac?
House: Well, let me answer this way: maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.
• Rating: Unrated
Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.
• Rating: Unrated
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