House Season 6 Episode 18: "Open and Shut" Quotes
What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.
House
What I believe is men are genetically engineered to be jealous.
House
One of the few drawbacks of having an open marriage. No one ever asks me about current events or the weather.
Patient
So, is she as bendy as she looks?
Thirteen
I gotta see if our patient is a unicorn, or just a slutty horse.
House
No other species mates for life. If you're gonna bring up swans, they cheat just like everyone else. They just have better PR than rabbits.
House
Functional open marriage is like a unicorn. It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. Someone always ends up unhappy.
Taub
House, on a list of your attributes, there's nothing that even rhymes with coy.
Wilson
He's just trying to get into your skirts. And I don't mean metaphorically.
House
