House

House "Open and Shut" Quotes

House: I'm gonna check your holes. If there's nothing there, we'll have to get kinky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: You seriously think it would kill her if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying, or oral sex, so be it. Namaste.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: A friend can't buy an overpriced Italian Espresso machine for another friend without a motive?
 • Rating: Unrated

Foreman: You're gonna sleep with another woman tonight, and then go home to your wife:
House: Thank God someone's keeping an eye on what's important.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: I am going out with Mya tonight... with Rachel's permission.
Foreman: Mazel Tov?
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub's wife: At this point, either I walk away, or I try accept who you really are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilson: I'm getting a lecture in communication from someone who had her lawyer tell me she wanted a divorce.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. I hate genetics.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: When did you get all OCD?
Wilson: I just want clean dishes and cold milk so we can all stay healthy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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