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House "The Softer Side" Quotes

Kutner: House decided to humor these parents.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe he had a great cup of coffee, or a tremendous bowel movement.
 • Rating: Unrated
Taub: Here's my impression of Foreman on the happiest day of his life. (stares) Now the saddest day of his life. (stares)
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: Our new patient. Part girl. Part boy. All Thirteen's dream date.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Cuddy: The parents haven't told their son that he could have been their daughter. They want assurance that we won't either.
House: Less fun, but still.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: (to Jackson's parents) You gave birth to a freak of nature. Doesn't mean it's a good idea to treat him like one..
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 5
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