House Quotes
And the bitch is back.
Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.
I didn't expect compassion from you. I would have taken commiseration. Hell, I would have taken revulsion. Any emotional engagement at all. It's no wonder Cuddy broke up with you.
Thirteen
And one day I will be that sick and there will be no one there when it's time.
Thirteen
You know when you're interested in something and no one else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.
Chase
Foreman: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
Taub: You might want to get rid of your kitchen table.
I found a guy who makes you look like a good roommate.
Foreman (to Taub)
You euthanized your brother.
I killed a man.
Thirteen
You save earwax.
Taub (to the patient)
He's hoarding books on hoarding.
Taub
Foreman: I don't know how you did it man. Was it the cute, harmless vibe, the self-deprecating humor, or just straight up vibes?
Taub: If you're interested, I do seminars.
