House Quotes
Do you know how to do 9 LP's? Do you know how to do 9 LP's and say it's ten? It's time to grow up.
Why are you putting chicken foot prints on the floor?
Masters
Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.
Lying about a lie. That's practically telling the truth.
Thirteen
A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.
You had me at "I had to pee."
I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.
Chase
Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has a right to be an idiot. At least the Second Amendment.
Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.
Wilson
House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.
I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.
House (to Thirteen)
Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.
