Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.

It's easy to be nice to people you like. Being nice to people you hate, that's a skill.

Wilson

I need you to spread your legs so I can make an H.

I'd stand outside your apartment all night and hold a boom box, except you told me you hate 80's music.

Foreman

Cuddy: No procedures. No patient contact.
House: I think I can probably deal with that one.

Oh my God, it's three years ago! Does that mean I'm still crazy?

Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.

Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.

Wilson: Did you even go to bed last night?
House: Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex. In which case.. no, bed is still for sissies.

Wilson: You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
House: That was before I discovered the Biggest Loser marathon on cable. I like to pretend they can see me eating.

Wilson: Is that my laundry?
House: You were running out of socks for me to borrow.

Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?