And a minute ago, he was skulking around in the background like some sort of manipulative Iago.

Nolan

Alvie: I didn't know there was a section of the brain just for hope.
House: It's very, very tiny.

Nolan: Have you gotten any other people angry at you over anything?
House: Well, yeah. That's why I called it an ordinary week.

For God's sake, Wilson. You really span the chasm from wishy to washy.

House: Aren't therapists supposed to be nurturing?
Nolan: Nowhere is that in the manual.

I'm not stressed... beyond the stress induced by you telling me how stressed I am.

Nolan: You're late.
House: You're fat.

Wilson: I was wondering what your plans were.
House: Tonight?
Wilson: In life.

Cuddy : I have a case for you.
House: Beer?
Cuddy: Amnesia.

You're successful, smart and you attract everything that moves. If you wanna focus on the fact that you're not gonna see 50, that's your choice.

Dr. Cuddy: I just want us to be friends.
House: Funny. That's the last thing I want us to be.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?