At this point, either I walk away, or I try accept who you really are.

Taub's wife

I'm getting a lecture in communication from someone who had her lawyer tell me she wanted a divorce.

Wilson

I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. I hate genetics.

Taub

Sam: When did you get all OCD?
Wilson: I just want clean dishes and cold milk so we can all stay healthy.

What about sex? I'm talking about the patient. Is that cool?

Chase

Taub: So the only time you're interested in my marriage is when you can blow it up?
House: You're the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila.

What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.

What I believe is men are genetically engineered to be jealous.

One of the few drawbacks of having an open marriage. No one ever asks me about current events or the weather.

Patient

So, is she as bendy as she looks?

Thirteen

I gotta see if our patient is a unicorn, or just a slutty horse.

No other species mates for life. If you're gonna bring up swans, they cheat just like everyone else. They just have better PR than rabbits.

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?