House Season 6 Quotes
Chase: I'm not that good looking.
House: Yeah, you are.
Wilson: You kind of are.
Connections are for airports.
Your odds of a happy ending are nearly as good as staying home and watching porn.
Wilson
Wilson: Who rents porn anymore? Can't you get this stuff on the Internet?
House: You can. But you can't get the director's cut.
Wilson: What are you doing tonight?
House: Masturbating. I'd invite you, but people are already talking.
Cuddy: She's not massaging your leg.
House: She will. Eventually.
We earn this money. If we have to take your house to get it, we will.
Cuddy
Sometimes, the bigger they are, the harder they kick your ass.
I tried to cure a guy with cancer by using malaria to win a $50 bet. You really wanna be more like me?
You're growth might be good for the bottom line, but ours allows us to save lives.
Cuddy
Cuddy: You bet someone you could use malaria as a diagnostic tool?
House: That doesn't sound like me.
Ever notice how many porn sites have "mom" in the name?
