House Season 6 Quotes
Dr. Foreman: Well, it's take us just over an hour to prove that she has a very boring subconscious.
House: Anyone ever tell you you can be a real buzzkill?
Chase, Taub, and Thirteen: Yes.
Thirteen: Cuddy has a soft spot for smart girls, and they don't start drinking until second semester, senior year.
House: So either you think that smart women look out for each other, which means you're an idiot, or you think Cuddy's not smart, which means... well, I guess it's the same both ways.
Dr. Wilson: Would you mind at least putting a napkin under your jelly toast?
House: Get a table, and I won't eat on the couch.
Dr. Wilson: You, you will.
House: But I won't have a good excuse.
Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
If you're gonna be this way, I'm not gonna invite you to my baptism.
Read chapter 6. Entitled "Shut the Hell Up."
Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.
Wilson
Sometimes it's easier to open up to people who aren't looking at you.
Patient
Please don't define my entire gender based on one night.
Thirteen
House: I can't find my pornos.
Wilson: Have you tried offering a reward?
You have some natural talent as a liar. But not enough brains to see it through.
House: I find out what's wrong with people and I fix it.
Speed dater? Don't all doctors do that?
House: Yeah. But they can't dance like I can!
