I'm unfixable. Not you.

Cameron [to Chase]

I'm gonna be dead in a few hours. You're secret is safe with me. Unless you're keeping it from yourself.

Patient [to House]

Chase: Did you ever love me?!?
Cameron: I don't know.
Chase: Thank you for finally telling me.

Thirteen: Dare. But no nudity.
Wilson: Yes, nudity. I want you to show your breasts to Taub.

Foreman: You really wanna get inside his head?
Taub: Yeah, but I decided against stabbing myself in the leg and getting addicted to pain pills.

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

I take one in 20 cases. A lot of people I turn down end up dying. It's really a good argument for there being more than one me, if you think about it.

Patient: You're Dr. House, aren't you?
House: Oh... God! Don't tell me we used to date.

Taub: What if we just snoop on our boss?
Foreman: I can live with that.

Thirteen: What now?
Wilson: Truth or dare?
Thirteen: No! You don't wanna mess with me.

We are on lockdown. No one moves until we find that baby.

Cuddy

You know, they don't actually come to life when you put a knob off a bedpost on them.

Dr. Wilson

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?